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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Darlo Debs 12:19 Tue Jul 9
Bad songs to choose..
for a first dance a your wedding.

Don't mean shit like Westlife and Take That


Someone i know had You've Lost That Loving Feeling as theirs. I think Smack My Bitch Up and That Don't Impress Me Much might be a bit inappropriate.

Any more suggestions?

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Far East Hammer 9:54 Thu Jul 11
Re: Bad songs to choose..
just about anything by GG Allin, although "You Hate Me and I Hate You" might be particularly more inappropriate than even "Needle Up My Cock" or "Bite It You Scum"

Alfie 3:02 Wed Jul 10
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Ashoksm farewell

Trad

Darlo Debs 2:28 Wed Jul 10
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Part Time Lover - Stevie Wonder

joe royal 1:36 Wed Jul 10
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Don’t marry her - fuck me.

The beautiful south.

geoffpikey 12:50 Wed Jul 10
Re: Bad songs to choose..
"Will Never Marry"- Morrissey.

That could be be a hard one to pull off!

(Even if it's a lovely strings-laden song all the grannies could waltz to...)

TeVaz 12:02 Wed Jul 10
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Fuck you ... illy allen

Jim79 11:54 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Secret Lovers, with the bit on the side in the congregation

TeVaz 11:53 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
99 problems ... Ice T

joe royal 11:49 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Young guns?

Dunno , never been married.

yngwies Cat 8:06 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Crabsody in Blue
Big Balls

Both belters by AC/DC from their early days.

Melt down by the Mother in Laws for sure.

Far Cough 7:15 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Plaistow Patricia


Good icebreaker that

Cheezey Bell-End 7:00 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Rabbit - Chas and Dave
Careless Whisper - Wham
Your Cheatin Heart - various

White Pony 6:48 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
The Bitch Is Back - Elton John

claypole 5:57 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
LGBNAF - Ice-T

Darlo Debs 5:43 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Who Are You?

geoffpikey 4:57 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
I'm Coming Out - Diana Ross

(Unless it's a gay marriage. Which is perfectly acceptable, of course.)

Sarge 4:40 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Conway Twitty - You're the reason our kids are ugly

Tomsdad 4:19 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Sail On - The Commodores

violator 4:19 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Joe's Dream - Bat For Lashes, its about a woman who's fiancé is killed in a car crash on the way to their wedding

Wasser 3:56 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
The band always worked to a set routine, so the newly wed couple took the floor to.....’You’ve lost that Loving Feeling’ followed by ‘Take these Chains from my Heart and set me free’.....I kid you not

Darlo Debs 2:44 Tue Jul 9
Re: Bad songs to choose..
Don't Dream.Its Over - Crowded House

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